woman yelling with arms out in parking lot with caption 'Karen thought she was gonna win but not today lady. This happened to us one too many times' (l) woman yelling in parking lot with caption 'Karen thought she was gonna win but not today lady. This happened to us one too many times' (c) woman yelling with arms out in parking lot with caption 'Karen thought she was gonna win but not today lady. This happened to us one too many times' (r)

‘Karen thought she was gonna win but not today’: Woman tries to save parking space during Astros FanFest

‘Not today lady.’

On by Cecilia Lenzen

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After NFL owner offends players, most of his team took a knee during anthem to protest

They’re not backing down.

On by Josh Katzowitz

Robert McNair looking at response tweets to his statement that 'We can't have inmates running the prison'.

Houston Texans owner compares kneeling players to ‘inmates’

‘We can’t have inmates running the prison.’

On by Ana Valens

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Texans fans will not be consoled with free McNuggets after humiliating loss

Who doesn’t want free McNuggets?

On by Austin Powell

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9 simple pleasures J.J. Watt apparently wants to fight about

Breakfast food, for one.

On by Josh Katzowitz

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J.J. Watt will write a letter to the boss to get you off work

J.J. Watt writes letter to Twitter follower’s boss, asks for night off.

On by Josh Katzowitz

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J.J. Watt really loved this kid’s version of the national anthem

Help J.J. Watt find his hero of the moment. A 12-year-old boy who set Houston on fire with an unreal anthem.

On by Josh Katzowitz

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NFL star misses box-jump, takes out unfortunate spotter

J.J. Watt usually clears the boxes he jumps. When he doesn’t, though, his spotter should beware.

On by Josh Katzowitz

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Football quarterback loves to show off his son’s math skills

He’s like a human calculator.

On by Michelle Jaworski

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Houston Texans’ J.J. Watt literally Googled ‘What do rich people buy?’

This NFL first week highlight could only have been better if Watt followed by doing a Gary Cooper “aw shucks” kick in the dirt.

On by Allen Weiner

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