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Black Friday and Cyber Monday are ringin' in the porn deals.
11 grown-up Advent calendars sure to bring Christmas cheer
What's better than a chocolate advent calendar? An alcohol advent calendar.
5 reasons gift cards are the most underrated present
Nobody wants your scented candle, Susan.
Amazon’s Black Friday device deals are on now
Don't wait until the end of the week to cash in!
D.C.’s 10 most dazzling holiday sights are feats of technology
This city takes #ElfLife to a whole other level.
10 gorgeous glass dildos that double as works of art
These glass dildos are practically works of art (that work, too).
Here’s how you can use Amazon’s Alexa to gain early access to Black Friday deals
Amazon Black Friday sales are notorious for selling out early, but if you shop with Alexa, you can call dibs before the rush.
Treat the Max in your life with BarkBox’s limited edition Grinch Box
The Grinch doesn’t hate Christmas, just people.
Is Brazzers worth it?
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Entertain evil as a Disney villain in this enticing strategy board game
Wonder Forge's Villainous game puts other Disney board games to shame.
You need a really high IQ to win Trivial Pursuit: Rick and Morty Edition
There are pros and cons to [burps] every alternate timeline–prove you know them all in this soul-crushing Rick and Morty game.
ThinkGeek’s massive sale on board games is table-flipping good
Who knew cheap board games existed?!
8 adult toys that make sex while pregnant even more enjoyable
Consider this your briefer on pregnancy sex, pregnancy sex toys and positions.
This is the Nintendo Switch Gamecube controller of your dreams
Make legacy controllers wireless just in time for 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'.
This Super Mario Wreath powers up your life with holiday flair
Pay tribute to the holiday's other jolly guy in red.
This one-day deal on Hasbro games and toys scores you up to 50% off
Hasbro toys are always the first to fly off the shelves–get 'em while you still can!