Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
Protestors claim there’s a man trapped inside Chicago’s Bean sculpture. Why?
“The man inside the bean looks out to see us all.”
On Aug 25, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“Go learn some English:” Customer berates Georgian NYC café owner. Now everyone’s coming to her defense
“‘I can’t understand you’ as he proceeds to correctly respond to everything you say.”
On Aug 22, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“This is how they reward hard work”: “Burger King mom” praised for crushing 12-hour solo shift gets fired weeks later
“Capitalist hellhole of a society.”
On Aug 21, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“This is embarrassing”: Pete Hegseth mocked over awkward pull-up in RFK Jr. fitness challenge video
“He would not get credit in [the] Presidential Fitness Test.”
On Aug 20, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“This just broke my heart into pieces”: Mom horrified by unsettling messages on child’s Easter dress
“The weirdest worst one is DEFINITELY the Tulips one.”
“Your shirt’s racist”: Walmart shopper complains about girl’s shirt, accidentally reveals too much
“It’s literally anti-racist.”
On Aug 19, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“Congrats on making Fahrenheit 451 a reality!”: People are bragging about “reading” hundreds of books—but it’s just AI summaries
It’s SparkNotes, but worse.
On Aug 18, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Restaurant’s over-the-top “do not mess this up” instructions for a regular leave people shook
“Apparently this customer sent their steak back 3 times until they were served a cut they liked, and then tipped 10% on a $150 check.”
On Aug 16, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Activists are renaming protests “music festivals” to outsmart the TikTok algorithm
“We cant trust anything with an algorithm.”
On Aug 15, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Undercover cops pose as joggers to nab catcallers, arresting 18. Critics call it “rage baiting”
“Has all real crime been solved in England?”
On Aug 14, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“I call for a boycott”: Minnesota Vikings add two male cheerleaders and the usual suspects can’t cope
“You are mega soft.”
On Aug 12, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“Black cat boyfriends” are dethroning “Golden Retriever boyfriends” as the new internet crush archetype
The time for brooding has returned.
“It’s not that serious”: Cardi B accused of fat-shaming fans after bigger merch sizes sell out first, then keeps doubling down
“Y’all can’t pick and choose who can do stuff based on who you like.”
On Aug 11, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Gen Z is romanticizing just being able to afford rent and groceries
What stage of capitalism is this?
On Aug 10, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
“You REALLY need to call the airline”: Woman stays in Paris hotel crawling with bedbugs, then flies home
“Anything for content I guess.”
On Aug 8, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
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