david-britton

David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

fozzie bear

Watch Fozzie Bear and the Muppets cover 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club’

In the latest Muppets' remake everyone's favorite wisecracking bear takes a crack at 50 Cent's In Da Club.

On Apr 4, 2017 by David Britton

Vibrating pink ring

Little girl finds her aunt’s c**k ring and wears it as a bracelet

This is why you don't leave you sex toys laying around.

On Apr 3, 2017 by David Britton

cheetos loose

Is this a photo of the world’s longest Cheeto or a hoax?

Is this one long Cheeto or a bunch of regular Cheetos stuck together?

On Apr 3, 2017 by David Britton

McDonalds tweet about fresh beef

McDonald’s gets seared by Wendy’s over ‘fresh beef’ tweet

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen—and off Twitter.

On Mar 31, 2017 by David Britton

Uber driver delivers another woman to her boyfriend

Uber driver tells epic Twitter tale about picking up her boyfriend’s mistress

Welcome, friends, to #UberBae.

On Mar 30, 2017 by David Britton

coca cola cans

Someone mysteriously pooped in these Coke cans that were waiting to be filled

Coca-Cola cans filled with excrement were found at a factory in Northern Ireland.

On Mar 29, 2017 by David Britton

Rap Dkta D

This rap song about how old people get STDs is going to be your new jam

Rap Dkta D is here to educate seniors on the dangers of unprotected sex.

On Mar 23, 2017 by David Britton

Kristi Yamaguchi tweets to Nancy Kerrigan

Kristi Yamaguchi goes full Tonya Harding on Nancy Kerrigan with savage tweet

If you don't understand why Kristi Yamaguchi telling Nancy Kerrigan to 'break a leg' is messed up, you missed the biggest sports scandal of the 90s.

On Mar 23, 2017 by David Britton

vodka bottle

Mom accidentally sends 5-year-old to school with vodka instead of juice pouch

This mother sent her five year old daughter to school with a pouch full of Smirnoff vodka cocktail instead of juice.

On Mar 22, 2017 by David Britton

Alexey Navalny with paint-stained face

Putin critic Alexei Navalny had green paint thrown in his face, and it’s really working for him

Alexei Navalny isn't the first Putin critic to be doused in green paint, but he might be the first to turn it to his advantage.

On Mar 21, 2017 by David Britton

Meryl Streep cheering for Debbie Reynolds

Meryl Streep finishing song lyrics is the best meme on Twitter right now

Everyone likes to sing along to pop songs. No one more so than Meryl Streep.

On Mar 21, 2017 by David Britton

Making the Flaming Homer

Genius bartender makes a ‘Flaming Moe’ and other ‘Simpsons’ cocktails

The Simpson have had some crazy cocktails over the years. This man tries recreating a few, including the "Flaming Homer".

On Mar 20, 2017 by David Britton

rabbi, priest, and atheist smoke weed

A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist smoke marijuana together and talk about religion

Getting closer to God and each other through the power of marijuana.

On Mar 18, 2017 by David Britton

marijuana plant

Someone donated a cooler full of marijuana to Goodwill

If you are the person who accidentally donated your cooler full marijuana to the Goodwill, police would be happy to talk to you about its return.

On Mar 16, 2017 by David Britton

train plows snow

Train hits huge snow pile and wipes out platform full of people in this epic slow-motion video

A group thought this train hitting a pile of pile of snow would make for a good Facebook post. They had no idea.

On Mar 16, 2017 by David Britton