David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
In the latest Muppets' remake everyone's favorite wisecracking bear takes a crack at 50 Cent's In Da Club.
On Apr 4, 2017 by David Britton
This is why you don't leave you sex toys laying around.
On Apr 3, 2017 by David Britton
Is this one long Cheeto or a bunch of regular Cheetos stuck together?
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen—and off Twitter.
On Mar 31, 2017 by David Britton
Welcome, friends, to #UberBae.
On Mar 30, 2017 by David Britton
Coca-Cola cans filled with excrement were found at a factory in Northern Ireland.
On Mar 29, 2017 by David Britton
Rap Dkta D is here to educate seniors on the dangers of unprotected sex.
On Mar 23, 2017 by David Britton
If you don't understand why Kristi Yamaguchi telling Nancy Kerrigan to 'break a leg' is messed up, you missed the biggest sports scandal of the 90s.
This mother sent her five year old daughter to school with a pouch full of Smirnoff vodka cocktail instead of juice.
On Mar 22, 2017 by David Britton
Alexei Navalny isn't the first Putin critic to be doused in green paint, but he might be the first to turn it to his advantage.
On Mar 21, 2017 by David Britton
Everyone likes to sing along to pop songs. No one more so than Meryl Streep.
The Simpson have had some crazy cocktails over the years. This man tries recreating a few, including the "Flaming Homer".
On Mar 20, 2017 by David Britton
Getting closer to God and each other through the power of marijuana.
On Mar 18, 2017 by David Britton
If you are the person who accidentally donated your cooler full marijuana to the Goodwill, police would be happy to talk to you about its return.
On Mar 16, 2017 by David Britton
A group thought this train hitting a pile of pile of snow would make for a good Facebook post. They had no idea.