Braden Bjella
Braden Bjella is a culture writer. His work can be found in Mixmag, Electronic Beats, Schon! magazine, and more.
‘People, make sure you really weigh this stuff before you buy it.’
On Jun 15, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘Sometimes I don’t charge for extra sauce unless they’re extremely rude.’
On Jun 14, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘Wait, how much water are we supposed to be drinking then?’
‘There’s too many cards out there to tolerate a bad one.’
On Jun 13, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘i’m so OVER car insurance.’
‘None of that is right. None of that is how it should have been.’
‘Uhhh is the employment crisis really this bad?’
On Jun 12, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘It’s not funny, Susan.’
On Jun 11, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘I don’t know what I consumed.’
‘That’s why they are marked up so much.’
On Jun 10, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘Bundles are ok. BUT their quality has gone way down.’
‘[The dealership is] 12 miles from where I’m at. I can’t do nothing.’
On Jun 9, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘I thought it took 15+ mins for them to find the meds and then put them in the bottle.’
‘I don’t want their money, I want them shut down.’
On Jun 8, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘Why would you not go to a regular store tho?’