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The definitive ranking of Jeff Goldblum photos from a Facebook page that posts the same photo of Jeff Goldblum every day

Did your favorite make the top ten?

 

Aaron Sankin

Internet Culture

Posted on Aug 17, 2016   Updated on Aug 14, 2020, 5:11 pm CDT

Every day, at exactly 12:33pm PST, a Facebook page called The Same Photo of Jeff Goldblum Every Day lives up to its name by posting the same photo of actor Jeff Goldblum.

The page’s consistency is as comforting as Goldblum’s intensity is smoldering. In a scary and chaotic world, it somehow feels good to know that every day, rain or shine, this Facebook page posts the same photo of the The Lost World: Jurassic Park actor in all his steely-eyed glory. 

On social media, Goldblum is our rock. Even though he was not in The Rock, we’re sure he would have ably played the Sean Connery role or the Nic Cage role or perhaps even the Ed Harris role. Basically, he would he crushed every single part in that movie.

That theoretical ubiquity is why this page is objective superior to the pages posts the same photo of Will Farrell every day, the page that posts the same photo of Jim Carrey every day, or the page that posts the same photo of Kim Jong Un every day.

But each of the identical-in-every-way photos the page posts on a daily basis aren’t created equal—some are good, some are bad, and others are merely meh.

Here is the definitive ranking of the top ten best photos of Jeff Goldbum posted by a Facebook page that posts the same photo of Jeff Goldblum every day.

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Posted by The Same Photo of Jeff Goldblum Every Day on Monday, May 30, 2016
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*First Published: Aug 17, 2016, 9:32 am CDT