Stanley Tucci's Erotic Negroni Tutorial Gets Us All 'Up'

It’s easy to say that we’ve reached the part of quarantine where Stanley Tucci making a Negroni has us all hot and bothered but let’s be honest: That would have been the case before the pandemic, too.

On Monday, Tucci posted a clip of him making wife Felicity Blunt (Emily Blunt’s sister) a Negroni, a three-minute tutorial in which the actor makes the cocktail “up,” meaning not on the rocks.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_NkcbTgVfy/?utm_source=ig_embed

There were some that critiqued his Negroni prep, but the TTT (Tucci thirst trap) largely had the intended effect.

https://twitter.com/lucyj_ford/status/1252322395614064646

https://twitter.com/TillySteele/status/1252523631214804992

Thank you Apple for having my iphone autocorrect Stanley Tucci to “Stanley fuck”
— dan nolan (@dannolan) April 21, 2020

I want Stanley Tucci to manhandle me the way he slams down his cocktail ingredients pic.twitter.com/W9Fg3YCQOV
— James Besanvalle (@JamesBesanvalle) April 21, 2020

And it was edited to highlight the important parts.

Stanley Tucci making you a Negroni but with 350% more of Tucci’s arms and smile pic.twitter.com/ZLvxcX7r0v
— graham techler (@gr8h8m_t3chl3r) April 21, 2020

Chris Evans entered the chat. Tell us more about the martini trailer, Cap.

https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1252583674106839041

And now live footage of all of us trying to replicate Tucci’s Negroni.

https://twitter.com/MrDaveGibson/status/1252618354864664578

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The actor’s video got a lot of attention—for a reason.

Audra Schroeder