Forget @world_record_egg. There’s a new egg in town, and it’s gorgeous.
Twitter user @maripela_ posted a mesmerizing video of what appears to be herself decorating an egg, but it’s nothing like the egg dyeing you might think of.
She painted a full, beautiful face of makeup on this egg, taking it from nutritious to positively sickening in 52 seconds. We’re talking foundation, blending, contouring, powder on a hand-drawn face on with precise eyebrows, nose, and mouth. The egg’s final look is as natural as if it came out of the hen that way. And @maripela_ this did all with long, gorgeous nails.
The supremely talented Twitter user has the video pinned to her Twitter account, noting that, in Persian, she essentially “makes eggs pretty.”
Twitter is losing their minds over the gall of this egg to look so amazing with makeup. How dare it look so ravishing and fierce when the rest of us can barely get winged eyeliner right?
broke: they done surgery on a grape
woke: they done makeup on an egg https://t.co/M8hlooPndr
— seán (@satellitegowon) January 22, 2019
this bitch really just put a full face of makeup on an egg… i’ve seen it all https://t.co/lEjeJDSZGz
— liv (@olivia_coury) January 22, 2019
— Delight-edAuntie-L (@exo_jollo) January 22, 2019
So the egg not only beat Kylie in likes, but now she’s coming for her makeup line too? 2019 is playing no games. https://t.co/ZxHdLhWQ64
— Austin Zimmerman (@theAUSSTINNshow) January 22, 2019
I really just watched shawty put makeup on an egg https://t.co/pbi0Zp2V9S
— Woptober ❄️ (@iAm_DoWop) January 22, 2019
am I the only one who thinks putting makeup on that egg is weird? like..there is a whole embryo in there.. https://t.co/3eFfWeoWs9
— mascfortaxrefund (@markparkbark) January 22, 2019
I just saw someone put makeup on an EGG… this has gone too far I’m DONE pic.twitter.com/6rXHLgTepb
— abigayle (@thepaleabigayle) January 19, 2019
I can’t even do makeup on my FACE LET ALONE ON A EGG https://t.co/i0DPHeORyv
— carts (@caryswhitwham_) January 22, 2019
Other folks, like beauty YouTuber Thomas Halbert, are putting their own spin on beautifying eggs.
okay i attempted at doing makeup on an egg pic.twitter.com/eqdTOKkxsH
— thomas (@ThomasBeautyy) January 22, 2019
Some are upset that someone would waste makeup (and those amazing falsies) on an egg.
really out here wasting makeup on an egg https://t.co/MSvpvKbstI
— mandayyy (@mandyremke) January 22, 2019
I bet not see you put on no damn makeup on a fucking egg if I payed for it https://t.co/K6eWIa2aga
— Be Kind To People (@Maddd3___) January 22, 2019
Of course, @maripela_ wasn’t the first to give the infamous Instagram egg a “makeover.” YouTuber Smokey Glow did two egg makeovers in a video posted last week.
So what’s next? Do we scramble or poach the egg and try to make a ~*lewk*~ out of that? How about painting an egg on a face? The possibilities are endless. We can’t wait to see more egg beauty.