If you’re reading this, it’s Drake‘s birthday.
https://twitter.com/neshathewicked/status/790595829220401152
The Puffy-Coated Canadian Rapper/Meme turned 30 years old on Monday, marking not just an age milestone but another year at the top of his game. The occasion was, first of all, marked by the release of four new songs and the announcement of a forthcoming album.
For his birthday @Drake announces a new album and releases new music https://t.co/00Mvzumf2f
— BET (@BET) October 24, 2016
He had a party, too, where his dad sang happy birthday to him. Because even when Drake is 30, he’s really just 13.
Drake brought in his 30th birthday last night in LA. Both of his parents were in attendance 🙏🏾 #happybirthdaydrake pic.twitter.com/iiekXRCyZ0
— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) October 24, 2016
The big buzz around the L.A. soirée, though, is that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, known pop nemeses, both showed, as did Swift’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer—and everyone was chill? Drake should definitely be moonlighting as a peace accord negotiator with the U.N.
https://twitter.com/cucetapologetic/status/790523112370700293
Also on Sunday night, President Obama was seen dancing to “Hotline Bling” with Usher on the White House lawn.
Meanwhile, everyone who wasn’t invited to an awesome party (and yes, there were some hurt feelings over that) found other ways to show their appreciation for Drizzy and send their fondest wishes.
it's drake's birthday why am i at school this should be a national holiday
— alex lange (@alexmlange) October 24, 2016
@Snapchat why isn't there a "Happy Birthday Drake" tag :(
— cas🌿🦋 (@oddcasandra) October 24, 2016
Today is Drake's birthday, so in honour of it please overreact to a situation you could have resolved with just a simple conversation.
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) October 24, 2016
Happy 30th bday to the second best @Drake. Visit us during office hours for some cake (Note: We're closed at 2 a.m.) https://t.co/mjrQxFPPR2 pic.twitter.com/kFzp3hraFv
— Drake University (@DrakeUniversity) October 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/SooFunnyPost/status/790519484247400449
https://twitter.com/en_jajaja/status/790407605005017088
https://twitter.com/Rjhuey11/status/790609283687784448
Drake is a Scorpio it's lit
— KAY🦂 (@___Kmac) October 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/ktrivs/status/790589551110750208
Yes, Drake is 30, and nothing will ever be the same. Except that he’ll probably keep getting nice sweaters on his birthday.