A viral vortex of the dankest memes, savage roasts, and all the other ephemera of the Web.

camel sex causes traffic jam in dubai

2 camels explore the saucier meaning of ‘hump,’ bring traffic to standstill in Dubai

Camel love is beautiful, but commuting delays are not.

On May 30, 2017 by David Covucci

snake vomiting other snake

Snake vomiting other snake is the stuff of nightmares

Snakes are horrifying enough without adding this nonsense.

On May 30, 2017 by David Britton

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Ukraine trolls Russia on Twitter with a superb ‘Simpsons’ GIF

It includes Lenin rising from the grave.

On May 30, 2017 by David Covucci

octopus crab trap

Brazen octopus breaks into crab trap to score a free dinner

Octopi are no dummies.

On May 30, 2017 by David Covucci

Nordic leaders mock Trumps orb photo

Nordic leaders openly troll Trump’s glowing orb photo

It's unclear whether the soccer ball started glowing after the photo was taken.

On May 30, 2017 by Andrew Wyrich

LELO condom burglary

Sex toy company looking for thieves who stole 30,000 condoms

The company hopes the burglars use the toys to 'go f*** themselves.'

On May 30, 2017 by Samantha Grasso

Australian police take selfie with a drunk man in his bed

Police took selfie with drunk guy so he could find out how he got home

A drunken night with cops gone right.

On May 30, 2017 by Samantha Grasso

Sense8 season 2

‘Sense8’ fans fight for show’s renewal with hashtag campaign

Fans are worried that Netflix will cancel 'Sense8' like it did with 'The Get Down.'

On May 30, 2017 by Gavia Baker-Whitelaw

A screengrab of an illustrated video of every Game of Thrones Death by Hannes Sommer.

Artist slices, stabs, and burns through every major ‘Game of Thrones’ death

He even lights the art aflame—talk about dedication.

On May 29, 2017 by Samantha Grasso

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Soccer official delivers game ball on a rideable drone

Anyone can deliver a game ball—but this guy did it with style.

On May 29, 2017 by Sarah Weber

sonic.exe

How Sonic.exe went from a terrifying tale to the butt of furry jokes

At one point, Sonic was scary as hell.

On May 29, 2017 by Grant Pardee

American Gods Mr World

Recap: The New Gods turn religion into business in ‘American Gods’ episode 5

Gillian Anderson's David Bowie impression is awesome, but it's still hard to get invested in the war.

On May 28, 2017 by Gavia Baker-Whitelaw

Indy 500 crash Scott Dixon Jay Howard

You’ll never believe this Indy 500 driver actually walked away from this horrific crash

Holy s**t.

On May 28, 2017 by Josh Katzowitz

Star Wars stormtooper head bang blooper

The ‘Star Wars’ stormtrooper who gaffed his way into infamy by banging his head finally tells his tale

It all started with an upset stomach.

On May 28, 2017 by Josh Katzowitz

Honey badger

16 frisky facts you didn’t know about the honey badger

The honey badger was a viral sensation for all the right reasons.

On May 28, 2017 by Mike Tunison