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The Hater: The election is making the Internet a worser place than Ikea on Saturday

The Hater on how the election is making the Internet suck.

On Oct 25, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: His texts don’t lie

The Hater reviews the new website Hetexted for confused biddies everywhere.

On Oct 12, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: My true calling as Anderson Cooper’s inner voice

The Hater applies to be Anderson Cooper's live blogger for a day.

On Oct 4, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: “Call Me Maybe” spontaneously reproduces in the wild

Carly Rae Jepsen's new album, Kiss, as reviewed by The Hater.

On Sep 20, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: 4 fall trends you should be scared of

It's out with the old and in with the new as the Hater tells you which Internet trends are officially "dead," and which new ones you should watch for this fall.

On Sep 12, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: Leave Nicki Minaj Alone!

Is Nicki Minaj really planning to vote for Mitt Romney, or is the Internet just taking a mixtape too seriously?

On Sep 5, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: Fine casual dining restaurants are all the same, except on Twitter

The Hater finds something redeeming about Applebee's, Chili's, and co.: their home-cooked, hand-tossed Twitter accounts.

On Aug 29, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: How CNN is ruining Facebook with the “I’m Voting” app

Sorry, CNN, but the Hater doesn't need to see more of his friends' obnoxious political views in his Facebook news feed.

On Aug 22, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: What’s the deal with Taylor Swift’s new song?

Twitter users, YouTubers, and true Swifties combine forces to solve the mystery behind “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”

On Aug 15, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: 2012 is 2004 all over again

The Hater has noticed that some of this week's biggest tech stories could have been ripped from blog headlines in 2004, and he doesn't like it one bit.

On Aug 8, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: Twitter is ruining the Olympics

The Hater explains why everyone on Twitter should shut up about the Olympics and let him enjoy the eye candy in peace.

On Aug 1, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: I’m addicted to SimCity Social

The Internet may be making us “not just dumber or lonelier but more depressed and anxious," according to Newsweek, but at least we can build our own utopia online. 

On Jul 11, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: Bemoaning the first day of summer

There’s no need to exasperate when you perspirate. 

On Jun 20, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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YouTube right now! “Thank You Hater!”

Here's the ultimate anthem for YouTube trolls. 

On Jun 8, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky

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The Hater: 3 memes that need to die

Kill them. Kill them with fire.

On May 23, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky