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Posted on Jan 4, 2024   Updated on Jan 4, 2024, 6:16 pm CST

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Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr

Our top stories today are about: Sports fans in Texas wanting Sen. Ted Cruz to be banned from games because of his “absolutely real” curse of attending games where the teams lose, a manger who isn’t finding sympathy online after a worker busted her car windshield after they were fired, a woman’s viral PSA about drinking too many vodka Red Bulls, and how an account providing real-time alerts about earthquakes and tsunamis was temporarily unable to post due to policies on Elon Musk’s X. 

After that, our Senior Politics and Technology Editor David has a “Deplatformed” column for you. 

See you tomorrow! 

— A.W. 


⚡ Today’s top stories

🏈 POLITICS
‘Curse is absolutely real’: Texas sports fans want Ted Cruz banned from games after UT playoff defeat adds to slew of brutal losses he’s attended

It’s a running online joke that seemingly has the data to back its point: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is bad luck for Texas sports teams.

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🚗 VIRAL
‘You deserved it’: Manager says worker busted her car windshield after he got fired. Viewers aren’t sympathetic

A restaurant manager shared an image of her car with its windows and back windshield shattered, revealing that an angry employee allegedly vandalized her vehicle after getting fired. 

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🥤 WTF
Woman issues PSA after vodka Red Bulls land her in the hospital

A content creator recently went viral after warning viewers against drinking too many vodka Red Bulls, which landed her in the hospital with a heart attack

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💻 TECH
Elon Musk’s X blocked natural disaster warning, information account for posting too much during Japan earthquake

An account providing real-time alerts on earthquakes, tsunamis, and typhoons in Japan was temporarily unable to post due to policies on Elon Musk’s X.

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🚉 Deplatformed

By David Covucci
Politics & Technology Editor

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🕸️ Crawling the web

Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

💳 A user on TikTok has gone viral after claiming that around 50 Target gift cards were purchased as part of a charity event—but when people went to actually use these gift cards, they were empty.

🤖 Here’s a look at the 8 biggest AI flops of 2023

📦 An Amazon worker has gone to TikTok to express his frustration with customers ordering heavy items, particularly calling out those who purchase water and dog food.

☕ This coffee shop customer claims that when he purchased a coffee he was prompted to tip on a tablet but there wasn’t an option to select “no tip.” 

💄 One person’s trash is another person’s treasure—or, as many people suspect, another person’s secret stash that someone discovered while dumpster diving at Ulta

🍬 It might sound unusual, but TJ Maxx is a goldmine for unexpected food

🛒 A mother out Christmas shopping for her kids said a Walmart employee racially profiled her. It happens every year, she said.

📜 From the Daily Dot archive: Here’s why Netflix action movies always suck


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👋 Before you go

It’s a classic prank: the old fake lottery ticket. Designed to look real and dupe the recipient into thinking they just won a fat chunk of change, this joke gift is the perfect thing to hand someone if you have a wicked sense of humor and enjoy seeing instant joy drain from someone’s face.

And for a TikToker named Jay (@not.jayswift), this seems to be the case. In a viral TikTok that’s accrued over 361,000 views, Jay shared that he planned on having a very interesting Christmas with his family as he ordered the scratch-off tickets to dupe whoever played them into thinking that they’ve won big.

“I ordered fake lottery scratch offs where you win a million dollars for my family on Christmas. I’m not going to be able to breath. Omg,” he wrote in a text overlay of his video, which was capped off with laughing and crying emoji.

Man orders fake $1 million-winning lottery tickets for family as Christmas gifts
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*First Published: Jan 4, 2024, 10:30 am CST