As Siri gets packed into everything from the iPad to the Apple Watch, she becomes smarter every year. With each new update Siri learns new tricks, and with more than four years of upgrades there’s a ton of hilarious, hidden responses that you can coax from her.
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You just need to know what to ask.
Here’s the most comprehensive list of questions and statements that prompt special Siri responses. Tap your iPhone home button and start the conversation.
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- Are you Her?
- Are you human?
- Are you intelligent?
- Are you kidding me?
- Are you male or female?
- Are you married?
- Are you serious?
- Are you stupid?
- Are you the Dick Tracy watch?
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
- Can I have some money?
- Can you beatbox?
- Can you be my designated driver?
- Can you dance?
- Can you drive?
- Can you lend me some money?
- Can you rap?
- Can you sing?
- Can you time travel?
- Did you go to school?
- Do blondes have more fun?
- Do I look good in this dress?
- Do these jeans make me look fat?
- Do you agree with me?
- Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
- Do you have any children?
- Do you have any pets?
- Do you know HAL 9000?
- Do you like chocolate?
- Do you love me?
- Do you sleep?
- Do you think I’m attractive?
- Do you want to go on a date?
- Do you want to make out?
- Do you want to play a game?
- Do you work out?
- Draw me something
- Eight ball
- Find me some hookers
- Flip a coin
- Get a job
- Get a life
- Give me a pickup line
- Good afternoon (say in the morning)
- Good morning (say in the evening)
- Good night (say in the morning)
- Guess what?
- Ha ha ha
- Happy Birthday
- Happy Hanukkah
- Have you ever been in love?
- How are you?
- How are you feeling?
- How do I look?
- How do you spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”?
- How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How much do you cost?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How old am I?
- How old are you?
- How’s it going?
- I am tired
- I am your father
- I can’t sleep
- I hate you
- I have a gambling addiction
- I have to go to the bathroom
- I like you
- I love you
- I’m naked
- I’m sleepy
- I’m drunk
- I’m happy
- I’m selling you on eBay!
- Is it going to rain?
- Is Jon Snow dead?
- Is Santa Claus real?
- Is there a god?
- Knock knock
- Make me a sandwich
- May the force be with you
- Merry Christmas
- Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
- No thanks
- OK, Glass
- Open the pod bay door
- Pick a card
- Play a good song
- Read me a haiku
- Read me a poem
- Repeat after me
- Rock, paper, scissors
- Roll a die
- Screw you
- Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?
- Shut up
- Sing a song
- Stop it, Siri
- Take a picture
- Take me to your leader
- Talk dirty to me
- Talk to me
- Tell me a bedtime story
- Tell me a bit about yourself
- Tell me a joke
- Tell me a story
- Tell me something good
- Tell me a tongue twister
- Testing, testing
- Up up down down left right left right B A start
- What are you doing now?
- What are you doing later?
- What are you doing tomorrow?
- What are you wearing?
- What are you?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What did you have for breakfast this morning?
- What do you look like?
- What do you think about Google Now?
- What do you think of Android?
- What do you think of Cortana?
- What do you think of Steve Jobs?
- What does Siri mean?
- What does the fox say?
- What is 0 divided by 0?
- What is 0 percent tip on 0 dollars?
- What is 1 divided by 0?
- What is 2001: A Space Odyssey about?
- What is Inception about?
- What is my name?
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- What is the best computer?
- What is the best operating system?
- What is the best smartphone?
- What is the meaning of life?
- What is the movie Memento about?
- What is wrong with you?
- What is your favorite color?
- What is your favorite drink?
- What is your favorite movie?
- What is your favorite song?
- What is your mom’s name?
- What is zero divided by zero?
- What should I wear for Halloween?
- What’s better, Windows or Mac?
- What’s the best computer?
- What’s your favorite animal?
- What’s new?
- What’s so funny?
- What’s the secret of the universe?
- What’s up?
- What’s your story?
- What’s your problem?
- When is the world going to end?
- When is your birthday?
- When will the world end?
- When will pigs fly?
- Where are you from?
- Where are you?
- Where did I put my keys?
- Where do babies come from?
- Where does Santa live?
- Where do you live?
- Where is Elvis Presley?
- Which is the best tablet?
- Who is ELIZA?
- Who is Liam?
- Who is Siri?
- Who is your daddy?
- Who is your best friend?
- Who is your favorite person?
- Who is your least favorite person?
- Who let the dogs out?
- Who made you?
- Who makes the best computer?
- Who you gonna call?
- Who’s your daddy?
- Who’s on first?
- Why am I here?
- Why are firetrucks red?
- Why are you so awesome?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why do you vibrate?
- Why don’t I have friends?
- Why not?
- Why?
- Will you marry me?
- Winter is coming
- You are an idiot
- You are beautiful
- You are boring
- You are hot
- You look sexy
- You should go on a diet
- You’re a loser
- You’re funny
- You’re not the boss of me
- You’re smart
- You’re worthless
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Oh, and if you feel like experiencing a future where Siri is your actual mom, go ahead and give this a look…
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Editor’s note: This story is regularly updated for relevance.
