Sure, your room may be a cozy refuge. But is it Mario-proof? Keep those pesky, mustachioed plumbers at bay with this Chain Chomp lamp.
Just like the real Mario baddie, it’s perpetually posed to attack. The question block base is five inches wide, tall and deep, which is large enough to be imposing without being cumbersome. Don’t worry: it won’t attack its master, even if you’re not a Broodal. The fearsome chain swivels and its open maw provides a big flash of light at any angle. Use it late at night when you’re planning your next dastardly plan to kidnap and usurp a princess. Or, you know, do something practical like homework.
This Chain Chomp lamp combines office practicality with Koopa sensibility. Get one on ThinkGeek for $49.99.
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