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Ring in National Ugly Sweater Day right.

Did you know December 15 is National Ugly Sweater Day? Use this joyous holiday as an excuse to add a totally garish addition to your holiday wardrobe. At this point, they’re as traditional as Bing Crosby, Rankin Bass specials and chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Best of all, there’s enough options here to satisfy even the pickiest holiday fashionistas. But please remember: they’re supposed to be that tacky.

1) For lazy Christmas lounge-a-bouts

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2) Even plumbers like to party

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3) The perfect sweater for tying one on (even has a bottle opener!)

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4) You’ll flip over this Bob’s Burgers sweater

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5) Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like fighting space unicorns

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6) Jolly you have become, the holiday spirit I sense in you

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7) Partying hard since zero A.D.

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8) An sweater so festive it does double the holiday duty

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9) Masculine. Magical. Mythical. Claus.

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10) Your second favorite dude in a red suit

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11) When you want to let out your favorite elvish expletives

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12) Ho, ho, ho, pew, pew, pew

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13) Only ’90s kids will get this awesome sweater

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14) Do you even gift, bro?

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15) Rick, Morty and a very tragic Santa Claus named Ruben

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16) Don we now our Sith apparel 

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17) For all aspiring cat ladies

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18) It’s a sweater, it’s a drinking game: it’s both!

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19) Take my rupees!

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20) When you want to clear a room/scare children/lose your friends

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Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carillo is a writer for Pure Nintendo and a plucky YouTube cook. He specializes in writing about console gaming and kitchen gadgets. It comes naturally, considering he's either wielding a massive cleaver or Switch Pro controller at any given point. When he's not cruising through a drive-thru at 2am, he's baking shokupan or whipping up a big pot of Japanese curry. He enjoys retro gaming, geopolitics, and Vic Berger videos.

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