These ugly sweaters are so tacky they’re downright stylish

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The holidays are a great excuse to add a totally garish piece to your wardrobe. At this point, ugly Christmas sweaters are as traditional as Bing Crosby, Rankin Bass specials and chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Best of all, there are enough options here to satisfy even the pickiest holiday fashionistas. But please remember: they’re supposed to be that tacky.

1) For lazy Christmas lounge-a-bouts

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Price on Amazon: $34.42 (regularly $39.99)

2) Even plumbers like to party

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Price on ThinkGeek: $34.99

3) The perfect sweater for tying one on (even has a bottle opener!)

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Price on Amazon: $44.95

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4) You’ll flip over this Bob’s Burgers sweater

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Price on Amazon: $44.99

5) Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like fighting space unicorns

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Price on Amazon: $59.95

6) Jolly you have become, the holiday spirit I sense in you

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Price on Amazon: $59.95

7) Partying hard since zero A.D.

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Price on Amazon: $44.95

8) A sweater so festive it does double the holiday duty

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Price on Amazon: $49.99

9) Masculine. Magical. Mythical. Claus.

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Price on Amazon: $29.95

10) Your second favorite dude in a red suit

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Price on Amazon: $30

11) #ElfPride

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Price on Amazon: $59.99

12) Ho, ho, ho, pew, pew, pew

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Price on Amazon: $44.99

13) Only ’90s kids will get this awesome sweater

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Price on Amazon: $28

14) Do you even gift, bro?

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Price on Amazon: $39.95

15) Rick, Morty and a very tragic Santa Claus named Ruben

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Price on Amazon: $49.99

16) Don we now our Sith apparel 

Price on Amazon: $39.95

17) For all aspiring cat ladies

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Price on Amazon: $29

18) It’s a sweater, it’s a drinking game: it’s both!

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Price on Amazon: $74.95

19) Take my rupees!

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Price on Amazon: $34.99

20) When you want to clear a room/scare children/lose your friends

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Price on Amazon: $22.95

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Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carillo is a writer for Pure Nintendo and a plucky YouTube cook. He specializes in writing about console gaming and kitchen gadgets. It comes naturally, considering he's either wielding a massive cleaver or Switch Pro controller at any given point. When he's not cruising through a drive-thru at 2am, he's baking shokupan or whipping up a big pot of Japanese curry. He enjoys retro gaming, geopolitics, and Vic Berger videos.