There's a new Fine Felon in town, and her name is Alysa Bathrick.
All we know about him is that he loves weed and really, really hates Fox News.
"We are ready to make the dreams of hundreds of thousands of horny women and one man looking for a new start come true."
Too bad he can't make bail.
According to the Internet, your mugshot might just get you a date.
Jeremy Meeks has been the most popular man on the Internet for the past 24 hours.