There’s nothing quite like the holidays to remind everyone just how different rich people live compared to the rest of us. While Vogue editors may be jaunting off to the latest hot spots for a sprinkling of Christmas cheer, even rich toddlers are reaping the rewards of this spending season.
In fact, if you happen to be the granddaughter of Kris Jenner, you might find yourself with a whole freaking house waiting underneath your Christmas tree.
The Kardashian-Jenner matriarch surprised Stormi Webster, the almost-2-year-old daughter of reality star Kylie Jenner and rapper Travis Scott, with a literal baby mansion that’s reminiscent of one Kylie apparently had herself at Stormi’s age. Because gifting toddlers two-story houses is a totally normal tradition passed down through wealthy families.
“This makes me want to cry,” Kylie exclaimed when Kris revealed the studio-apartment-sized “playhouse” to the toddler.
“This just reminds me of when you were a little girl,” Kris responded, actually starting to cry. “I want you to have the same memories with your daughter.”
When Stormi was brought to her new solo pad a little while later, the absolute treasure of being gifted with an entire house–complete with a functioning doorbell, air conditioning, and a whole damn balcony–somehow seemed lost on her and her tiny baby life experience.
But people on Twitter who were subjected to the nine-minute vlog drilling home what charmed lives the ultra-rich lead were flabbergasted by the gift.
“Why the fuck is Stormi’s playhouse bigger than my family house,” Twitter user @currentsfast questioned.
https://twitter.com/currentsfast/status/1209184867558150144
Everyone had jokes about the baby’s mansion.
“Stormi’s playhouse vs the playhouse I had,” Twitter user @kashmirVIII wrote alongside a much more relatable photo of a girl in an actual cardboard box.
https://twitter.com/kashmirVIII/status/1209224490040877057
Me seeing stormi’s mini house is bigger than my bedroom #KylieJenner pic.twitter.com/hYTEyVGDCI
— Akifa🦋 (@akifabegum9) December 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/vxdhxx/status/1209202406074044417
Stormi playhouse has wood floors while my actual apartment has carpet….. pic.twitter.com/VDAxNSka5f
— Popeyes spokesman (@Lilkennyp_23) December 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/2020predicts/status/1209227973511041024
But some folks never seem to have made it past the part of the video where Kylie tells Stormi they’ve got a surprise for her, and the phenomenally wealthy child assumes she’s getting a Birkin. Again, just a totally normal thing for a baby to assume they’re getting a handbag worth tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of dollars.
“Not even 2 and she really said ‘…Birkin?’ when she heard surprise,” Twitter user @Albaaa_gux wrote. “Stormi girl I wish I could relate.”
https://twitter.com/Albaaa_gux/status/1209196979399675905
https://twitter.com/atinystraychild/status/1209199982269673475
https://twitter.com/ISayThoseThings/status/1209220517086912512
So whatever you got your family members for Christmas, throw it in the trash! It’ll never live up to what rich people casually toss at each other every day!
Just kidding, it’s totally the thought that counts. Right?
https://twitter.com/jesuschrispt/status/1209207274750857216
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