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These Tinder messages on valentines are straight-up terrifying
How do I love thee? Let me count the negs.
Yes, in the grand tradition of PornHub Comments on Valentines, Tinder Messages on Valentines plumbs the gross imagination of the average horny bro to deliver epistolary odes that merit nothing less than awed silence. Read on if you dare.
Come on, fellas—you’re gonna want to save some of these lines for when you’re sloshed on St. Patrick’s day.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'