Miles Klee
Internet Culture
Posted on Feb 13, 2015 Updated on May 29, 2021, 1:13 pm CDT
Tinder messages from dudes are 100 percent garbage, but as this Tumblr proves, they’re even creepier when you read them on a big pink Valentine’s Day heart.
Yes, in the grand tradition of PornHub Comments on Valentines, Tinder Messages on Valentines plumbs the gross imagination of the average horny bro to deliver epistolary odes that merit nothing less than awed silence. Read on if you dare.
Come on, fellas—you’re gonna want to save some of these lines for when you’re sloshed on St. Patrick’s day.
Photo by Luke Ma/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)
*First Published: Feb 13, 2015, 5:54 pm CST
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'
