In our secret heart of hearts, we all believe we’re hilarious, and that we’d kill it if we ever got a chance to be on TV.
Senator Ted Cruz is no different. OK, we don’t all use a machine gun to cook bacon, or think that Kim Davis is some kind of hero, but of all the presidential candidates, Cruz seems the most excited use humor in his campaign. It doesn’t always work, though there’s little doubt the guy at least enjoys a good laugh.
So there’s a good chance he actually enjoyed this amazing Bad Lip Reading video that came out yesterday. In it we learn that Senator Cruz loves to eat human hair and is vehemently anti-goose diarrhea.
It’s another in a long line of brilliant videos from the people at Bad Lip Reading, who have tackled topics as diverse as the NFL and Game of Thrones. They even made Donald Trump sound like he was advocating for medieval torture… oh wait, that was a real thing he said.