‘Drunken lover’s quarrel’: Ted Cruz mocked for his response to Pelosi attack after he gets hit in the head with a beer can
The 33-year-old beer thrower has since been charged with aggravated assault.
On Nov 8, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
‘Eat my d*ck you a**hole’: Everyone wants Ted Cruz to go to a World Series game in Philly after New Yorkers heckle him
'Pray like you've never prayed before.'
On Oct 24, 2022 by David Covucci
‘He was spreading blatant misinformation’: Ted Cruz falls for fake news story claiming Muslim parents are ‘white supremacists’
The senator hasn't commented on the issue since deleting his tweet.
On Oct 14, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
‘Vanity surfing’: Ted Cruz caught name-searching on Twitter during Supreme Court nomination hearing
A photographer spilled the tea.
On Mar 24, 2022 by Claire Goforth
Ted Cruz roasted after asking Ketanji Brown Jackson if she believes babies are racist
The 'racist babies' question didn't make much sense.
On Mar 22, 2022 by Claire Goforth
Ted Cruz allegedly goes Karen on airport employees after missing flight. Police stepped in
Here's what we know.
On Mar 21, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
Those viral Ted Cruz tweets comparing Biden, Obama to Dr. Evil are a joke
Screenshots of fake tweets from Cruz have gone viral.
On Feb 11, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
‘Just the worst coward imaginable’: Internet dogpiles Ted Cruz after he apologizes for calling Capitol riot a ‘terrorist attack’
'Your name is Reek.'
On Jan 7, 2022 by Claire Goforth
Ted Cruz called out over failed COVID-19 predictions after tweet about Omicron variant
The senator claimed last year that Dems would no longer care about COVID if Biden won the presidency.
On Nov 28, 2021 by Stacy Fernandez
‘You know nothing about us’: Australian leader dunks on Ted Cruz over his vaccination mandate tweet
He pointed out his territory's zero deaths to Texas' 70,000.
On Oct 18, 2021 by Andrew Wyrich
Twitter is thoroughly disappointed at the news Zodiac Killer isn’t Ted Cruz
'Oh yeah? That's the identity of The Zodiac Killer? Then explain… TED CRUZ!'
On Oct 6, 2021 by Andrew Wyrich
‘Unless it comes to abortion, amirite?’: Ted Cruz criticized for using #YourBodyYourChoice hashtag
''Your body your choice' is quite the hashtag to go with as a senator from Texas.'
On Sep 30, 2021 by Andrew Wyrich
Ted Cruz tries to go toe-to-toe with Patton Oswalt on Twitter—loses spectacularly
'It is *amazing* how bad you are at this.'
On Sep 9, 2021 by Andrew Wyrich
‘You went to Cancun’: Ted Cruz mocked for tweeting ‘America doesn’t leave Americans behind’
'Sir... you went to Cancun.'
On Aug 31, 2021 by Andrew Wyrich