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Elon Musk’s move to make X likes private spurs requiem for Ted Cruz’s infamous 9/11 blunder

An iconic internet moment will never be able to happen again.

On Jun 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

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Ted Cruz hit with election finance complaint over $600,000 in podcast payments to his PAC

Ted Cruz doesn’t take any payment for the podcast, but his PAC does.

On Apr 9, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Ted Cruz mistakes Weiner and Wiener in online spat with former law school classmate

‘He’s got the wrong Weiner’: Ted Cruz mixes up senator with disgraced politician Anthony Weiner during online spat

Cruz appears to have mixed up the two Weiners on purpose.

On Mar 21, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Ted Cruz yelling into mic over Zodiac Killer letter

How Ted Cruz killed the Zodiac Killer meme

All good things must come to an end.

On Feb 10, 2024 by Michael Boyle

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‘Curse is absolutely real’: Texas sports fans want Ted Cruz banned from games after UT playoff defeat adds to slew of brutal losses he’s attended

‘The Ted Cruz Curse is absolutely real.’

On Jan 2, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Ted Cruz(l), Joe Biden(r)

‘Poopy pants’ says Ted Cruz, out loud, to a crowd of people: ‘The president has poopy pants’

The comment came at TPUSA’s AmericaFest.

On Dec 19, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘STAY AWAY’: Astros fans blame Ted Cruz for Championship Series loss

‘Astros are now 0-5 in home playoff games attended by ted cruz.’

On Oct 24, 2023 by Sasha Rogelberg

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Ted Cruz pushes claim Biden will limit Americans to 2 beers—stages cringe group swig video to protest

Conservatives believe President Joe Biden is coming for their beer.

On Aug 31, 2023 by Mikael Thalen

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JD Vance demands Gigi Sohn defend hypothetical tweets he made up at confirmation hearing

Gigi Sohn has now gone through 3 confirmation hearings since being nominated by Biden in 2021.

On Feb 14, 2023 by Mikael Thalen

Beer flies at Ted Cruz during Astros World Series Parade

‘Drunken lover’s quarrel’: Ted Cruz mocked for his response to Pelosi attack after he gets hit in the head with a beer can

The 33-year-old beer thrower has since been charged with aggravated assault.

On Nov 8, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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‘Eat my d*ck you a**hole’: Everyone wants Ted Cruz to go to a World Series game in Philly after New Yorkers heckle him

‘Pray like you’ve never prayed before.’

On Oct 24, 2022 by David Covucci

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‘He was spreading blatant misinformation’: Ted Cruz falls for fake news story claiming Muslim parents are ‘white supremacists’

The senator hasn’t commented on the issue since deleting his tweet.

On Oct 14, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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‘Vanity surfing’: Ted Cruz caught name-searching on Twitter during Supreme Court nomination hearing

A photographer spilled the tea.

On Mar 24, 2022 by Claire Goforth

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Ted Cruz roasted after asking Ketanji Brown Jackson if she believes babies are racist

The ‘racist babies’ question didn’t make much sense.

On Mar 22, 2022 by Claire Goforth

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Ted Cruz allegedly goes Karen on airport employees after missing flight. Police stepped in

Here’s what we know.

On Mar 21, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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