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Rihanna can’t wink—or is that what the lizard people want us to think?

The Illuminati are probably behind this.

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Nayomi Reghay

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A viral Twitter thread has turned Rihanna fans into GIF-scrutinizing detectives. It suggests that Rihanna, a living goddess who is capable of swerving on Drake himself, is incapable of winking.

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That’s right. She can’t shut just one eye. She has to shut both.

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We have to admit, @NotAgainBen presents pretty compelling evidence.

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He argues that even when it looks like Riri is winking, she’s actually blinking.

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Her “method” is meant to cover her inability to wink.

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But @NotAgainBen is onto her.

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And he’s not letting this go. 

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Even if Rihanna seems to give zero fucks.

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Because @NotAgainBen cares. He cares a lot.

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He swears the critique is coming from a place of love.

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And he won’t stand for you telling him he’s wrong.

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But is he wrong, though?

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Some have argued that there’s a simple explanation for all of this.

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https://twitter.com/MUHFUGGINJKELLS/status/769355467856474114

But surely there’s more to the story.

We already know Rihanna hangs out with Tupac’s ghost.

https://twitter.com/MichaelGeorgino/status/690706007467503618

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And she’s a self-proclaimed “illuminati princess.”

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And, dear lord, she listens to heavy metal?!?!

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You know those blinks have got to mean something—but what? Break the silence Rih! Tell us!

Stop looking at us like that.

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We know there’s a conspiracy here!

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OK, she’s a robot. That’s gotta be it. 

https://twitter.com/hayleeschaefer/status/770078979831332865

It all adds up.

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H/T Jezebel

 
The Daily Dot