As Socrates purportedly said: “I know one thing: that I know nothing.” But all the same, it really looks like the Ohio State fan in the Vine below got caught on TV with a non-boyfriend and immediately calculated the fallout.
OK, maybe she just had other things on her mind, like a premonition about the next play being an interception in her team’s favor. Or she could be a stealthy pickpocket. Or—and this is a pretty wild theory—the footage is reversed, and she was wiping a booger on that guy’s head.
Whatever the circumstances, one thing’s for sure: we’ve found our new “Stop Girl.”
Update 12:50pm Jan. 2: False alarm, that’s just her boyfriend.