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The Monterey Five don’t stand a chance against Meryl.
When it was announced that Big Little Lies would return for a season two, fans were split. There’s the camp that insists season one was a perfect, contained story and to add more would likely ruin it. And then there’s those who weren’t ready to let the Monterey Five off the hook quite yet.
Then Meryl Streep joined the cast. Not a single sane person on the planet could turn their back on Meryl, and thus, we were all roped back in for season two.
Streep has taken on the role of Mary Louise, mother to the late not-so-great Perry Wright (Alexander Skarsgård), who has taken up residence in Monterey to help with her grandkids and poke around to find the truth about what happened to her son. And while she’s a timid, unassuming old bird on the surface, it’s immediately apparent that a sly snake slithers underneath the surface, perpetually prepared to strike and claim control.
Mary Louise has begun her ascent to HBIC with the most simple of moments—an astoundingly pointed dig at Reese Witherspoon’s character, Madeline—and fans are L-I-V-I-N-G for it.
“You’re very short,” she says, apropos of nothing. “I don’t mean it in a negative. Maybe I do. I find little people to be untrustworthy.”
— Jamie Jirak (@JamieCinematics) June 10, 2019
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 10, 2019
Can we discuss Meryl Streep’s insults at Reese?! She’s gonna rip these moms to shreds. She’s the OG on shade. “You’re short” #BigLittleLies2
— Danielle Brennan (@DaniB127) June 10, 2019
oh man I could watch an hour of Meryl Streep calling Reese Witherspoon short
— Reluctant Exister (@IriathZhul) June 10, 2019
And it’s Meryl, so even if you haven’t seen the episode, you know perfectly well she can take the simplest of comments and turn it into a burn so unforgivingly hot that you’re still scarred and scalding eighteen years later, with nothing more a look and a carefully crafted tone.
There’s a Meryl Streep rant about short women in #BigLittleLies that she delivers with such passive-aggressive venom that I felt personally victimized.
— Katie Kawa (@nerdygirlnotes) June 10, 2019
— Van Duong (@xoxo_van) June 10, 2019
Where were you the night Meryl Streep called Reese Witherspoon short in a TV show? I was at home in the San Fernando Valley eating supermarket sushi.
— Rebecca Keegan (@ThatRebecca) June 10, 2019
But Mary Louise didn’t stop at the “short” insult. In a later scene, Madeline runs into her in a real estate office, and Mary Louise’s calm acknowledgment that Madeline is now wearing heels is brutal.
“I see you’re wearing heels.” Ma’am. Someone get this man’s mama! She gonna grieve her son in shade! 😂😂😂😂#BigLittleLies
— ☔BlackPeopleAreHuman♿ (@SparrowOnTheEye) June 10, 2019
‘I see you’re wearing heels’ pic.twitter.com/AYx3SLuHls
— beth (@dinglefields) June 10, 2019
meryl and reese's interactions in that episode were more brutal than any episode of game of thrones
— bea (@sailor_Iuna) June 10, 2019
With Streep’s savagery comes awe and respect from Big Little Lies viewers. You know, in the way fans express their deepest respect.
I want Meryl Streep to softly tell me how short and pathetic and worthless I am
— maggie (@amaggiecanhoney) June 10, 2019
I would be so honored if Meryl Streep tells me “you’re very short” and I’ll just be like “yes ma’am thank you” pic.twitter.com/zoY0D2waw4
— Paul 🤖 (@paulcgalcantara) June 1, 2019
I would like to add "being called 'short' by Meryl Streep" in my life's bucket list.
— 🌹capitalism is the problem 🌹✊🧡 (@Fillet_Chiu) June 10, 2019
So far, Mary Louise has only interacted with two of our main five ladies—her daughter-in-law Celeste (Nicole Kidman) and obviously Madeline. We’re only one episode deep, so we don’t know how much screen time she’ll get with the rest of the Monterey Five, but can you imagine a war of words between Meryl and Laura Dern? Or Madeline rushing to the defense of poor Jane (Shailene Woodley)? And god only knows if Mary Louise sinks her claws into Bonnie (Zoe Kravitz), she’s utterly done for—especially if she finds out that Bonnie is the one who actually killed her son.
Seeing as how the first season exhausted most of the events of the book, and Mary Louise wasn’t even around in the original text, we’re treading unknown water for season two. But there’s absolutely no doubt that Mary Louise is going to knock down anyone she considers a threat to her goals, and she won’t need very many words to do it.
— جوزفين (@JosphineMamdouh) June 10, 2019
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.