Today, President Donald Trump tweeted this.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
What’s “easy D,” you ask? My best guess: He’s referring to his administration current court battle over his executive order on immigration, saying it should be any easy decision for the judicial branch.
But that wasn’t apparent at the onset, and if you’re thinking that the immature denizens of Twitter over the past thirty minutes made every possible permutation of dick joke, you’d be right.
rt if you America shouldn't have to wait for easy d https://t.co/do3l1F2KRE
— Jacob Garrett (@JacobGarrett) February 8, 2017
Now our president is making sense. We want the easy D! Give us the D!!! https://t.co/sgSAcF9PTc
— Bengineer (@AintBenGood) February 8, 2017
Set himself up with this tweet. What straight woman doesn't want the EASY D? That's what she said. https://t.co/aUy75EdEGe
— N I N E (@NINEJAY) February 8, 2017
"today, donald trump signed an executive order that just said 'we're not even going to do phrasing anymore'" https://t.co/sA9OEUfSmP
— Jake Amberg (@jamberg_) February 8, 2017
Turns out he's just incredibly thirsty https://t.co/s7t6klsWdk
— Nudibranch Parfait 🏳️⚧️⭐ (@RealShuwaShuwa) February 8, 2017
[Insert your ‘easy D’ joke here.]
Update 1:46pm CT, Feb. 8: We have decided to include more tweets, because the tweets are good.