“The Second American Civil War” does have a nice ring to it.
"This was the fourth execution I've witnessed and by far nothing like this has happened before."
After tragedy struck in the form of a tornado, locals were in no mood for this nonsense.
Add a statue of the pagan idol Baphomet to the list of things religious groups want to install at the Oklahoma state capitol.
The alleged thief was caught after calling a filtering company to ask for access to porn sites.