"This was the fourth execution I've witnessed and by far nothing like this has happened before."
After tragedy struck in the form of a tornado, locals were in no mood for this nonsense.
Add a statue of the pagan idol Baphomet to the list of things religious groups want to install at the Oklahoma state capitol.
The alleged thief was caught after calling a filtering company to ask for access to porn sites.
It took a few days, but the Internet has finally found an Oklahoma cause worth donating to: its favorite religion, atheism.