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Michael Rapaport rips Aziz Ansari’s ‘SNL’ monologue, calls him a ‘little f**k’

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Josh Katzowitz


Posted on Jan 26, 2017   Updated on May 25, 2021, 3:11 am CDT

Michael Rapaport, much like Chris Brown, was not a fan of Aziz Ansari’s Saturday Night Live monologue from last week. After Ansari compared Donald Trump supporters to Chris Brown fans last Saturday, Brown fired back saying somebody should tell “ALADDIN [TO] HOP OFF MY DICK!

Rapaport, an actor and host of the I Am Rapaport podcast, apparently didn’t appreciate Ansari going after Brown and recalling the time when the rapper assaulted his then-girlfriend, Rihanna.

Said Rapaport, via Uproxx:

“Obviously, nobody supports beating women. OK. [Brown] has obviously suffered, you see all the trouble he has and all the trouble that surrounds him. He’s definitely dealing with some shit and dealing with his own personal demons. But Aziz Ansari, you are one of these holier-than-thou political correct police. This little fuck. Mr. Racial, he’s like Mr. Provocative… He’s like, ‘Oh, the brown people this.’ He’s always talking about the brown people and I get that he tries to be racially provocative. He is racially provocative…”

Ansari also is one of the most famous Indian-Americans in the U.S., so it makes sense he’d talk about what it’s like to live that experience, especially in times like this when Trump is introducing anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim executive orders. But Rapaport doesn’t care about that. He apparently does care about who plays Ansari’s love interest on his TV show, Master of None.

“If you watch his show Masters (sic) of None…  Aziz Ansari, Mr. Fucking Racially Provocative, Mr. Fucking Button Pusher, politically correct judger, has never seen a white girl he hasn’t liked. This guy, every single girl on his show that he’s with, white girls. You ain’t never saw a white girl you didn’t like, did you Mr. Brown Guy?…Fuck you, you little politically correct. Fuck, you. I’m not saying he’s not funny. I’m not saying he’s not talented. And I’m not saying his voice isn’t warranted, but you are not holier than thou.”

In case you missed it, here was what Ansari said during his monologue.

H/T Uproxx

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*First Published: Jan 26, 2017, 5:57 pm CST