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Woman mortified to be dressed exactly like floor
She found her fashion twin in the lowest of places.
High-fashion crime has been loosed upon the Internet. Look at this floor, shamelessly stealing this woman’s outfit:
The picture above was uploaded to Imgur with the caption “I walked into the room and realized the floor had chosen the same outfit.” How awkward.
We can’t help but be reminded of this moment from Zach Braff’s existentially addled 2004 film Garden State, in which a wall reminds him that humanity is as inconsequential as a mote of dust.
Stop copying us, interior decorating!
Photo via beedat/Imgur
Dylan Love is an editorial consultant and journalist whose reporting interests include emergent technology, digital media, and Russian language and culture. He is a former staff writer for the Daily Dot, and his work has been published by Business Insider, International Business Times, Men's Journal, and the Next Web.