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A CGI Winnie the Pooh dancing to pop music is life’s greatest nightmare

It is worse than killer clowns.


David Covucci

Internet Culture

Posted on Jan 30, 2017   Updated on May 25, 2021, 2:36 am CDT

This past week was a shocking reminder to many that the future is not nearly as safe or as secure as it ever seems. 

If you needed another sign that the collapse of Western society is nigh, here you go:

In the vein of Dragonite and Charizard dancing to Ariana Grande’s “Into You,” only if that soothing video were actually a robot bashing your skull in with a length of two-inch-thick braided steel, is @WinnieDancing. Listen how the soft sounds of Grande are transmogrified into the haunting screams of tortured souls in the depths of Hades simply by adding a CGI Winnie the Pooh.

Do you want it set to five other Ariana Grande songs to destroy whatever remaining minuscule shred of hope you had for humankind?

Do you now believe in a Calvinistic form of predestination, one where all our souls are destined to be ripped asunder by a cruel and malevolent god determined to indiscriminately inflict suffering upon every single being across the universe?

What about one more Ariana Grande song?

Have you abandoned all hope ye who clicked this blog post? Then join me through the nine circles of Winnie the Pooh dancing hell. 

Circle One: Limbo

Circle Two: Lust

Circle Three: Gluttony

Circle Four: Greed

Circle Five: Anger

Circle Six: Heresy

Circle Seven: Violence

Circle Eight: Fraud

Circle Nine: Treachery

The end. Of it all.

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*First Published: Jan 30, 2017, 6:37 pm CST