Screengrab via @WinnieDancing/Twitter

A CGI Winnie the Pooh dancing to pop music is life’s greatest nightmare

It is worse than killer clowns.

 

David Covucci

Internet Culture

Published Jan 30, 2017   Updated May 25, 2021, 2:36 am CDT

This past week was a shocking reminder to many that the future is not nearly as safe or as secure as it ever seems. 

If you needed another sign that the collapse of Western society is nigh, here you go:

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826137063435141121

In the vein of Dragonite and Charizard dancing to Ariana Grande’s “Into You,” only if that soothing video were actually a robot bashing your skull in with a length of two-inch-thick braided steel, is @WinnieDancing. Listen how the soft sounds of Grande are transmogrified into the haunting screams of tortured souls in the depths of Hades simply by adding a CGI Winnie the Pooh. 

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825772428924182528

Do you want it set to five other Ariana Grande songs to destroy whatever remaining minuscule shred of hope you had for humankind?

Do you now believe in a Calvinistic form of predestination, one where all our souls are destined to be ripped asunder by a cruel and malevolent god determined to indiscriminately inflict suffering upon every single being across the universe?

What about one more Ariana Grande song?

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825954426280091648

Have you abandoned all hope ye who clicked this blog post? Then join me through the nine circles of Winnie the Pooh dancing hell. 

Circle One: Limbo

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826178666157764608

Circle Two: Lust

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825953238650331136

Circle Three: Gluttony

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825852957145047040

Circle Four: Greed

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825776840673464320

Circle Five: Anger

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825787623415357440

Circle Six: Heresy 

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826142338133147648

Circle Seven: Violence

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825964795400687616

Circle Eight: Fraud

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826184749031051264

Circle Nine: Treachery

https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826138316429000704

The end. Of it all.

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*First Published: Jan 30, 2017, 6:37 pm CST