This past week was a shocking reminder to many that the future is not nearly as safe or as secure as it ever seems.
If you needed another sign that the collapse of Western society is nigh, here you go:
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826137063435141121
In the vein of Dragonite and Charizard dancing to Ariana Grande’s “Into You,” only if that soothing video were actually a robot bashing your skull in with a length of two-inch-thick braided steel, is @WinnieDancing. Listen how the soft sounds of Grande are transmogrified into the haunting screams of tortured souls in the depths of Hades simply by adding a CGI Winnie the Pooh.
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825772428924182528
Do you want it set to five other Ariana Grande songs to destroy whatever remaining minuscule shred of hope you had for humankind?
Do you now believe in a Calvinistic form of predestination, one where all our souls are destined to be ripped asunder by a cruel and malevolent god determined to indiscriminately inflict suffering upon every single being across the universe?
What about one more Ariana Grande song?
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825954426280091648
Have you abandoned all hope ye who clicked this blog post? Then join me through the nine circles of Winnie the Pooh dancing hell.
Circle One: Limbo
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826178666157764608
Circle Two: Lust
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825953238650331136
Circle Three: Gluttony
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825852957145047040
Circle Four: Greed
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825776840673464320
Circle Five: Anger
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825787623415357440
Circle Six: Heresy
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826142338133147648
Circle Seven: Violence
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/825964795400687616
Circle Eight: Fraud
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826184749031051264
Circle Nine: Treachery
https://twitter.com/WinnieDancing/status/826138316429000704
The end. Of it all.