This past week was a shocking reminder to many that the future is not nearly as safe or as secure as it ever seems.
If you needed another sign that the collapse of Western society is nigh, here you go:
In the vein of Dragonite and Charizard dancing to Ariana Grande’s “Into You,” only if that soothing video were actually a robot bashing your skull in with a length of two-inch-thick braided steel, is @WinnieDancing. Listen how the soft sounds of Grande are transmogrified into the haunting screams of tortured souls in the depths of Hades simply by adding a CGI Winnie the Pooh.
Do you now believe in a Calvinistic form of predestination, one where all our souls are destined to be ripped asunder by a cruel and malevolent god determined to indiscriminately inflict suffering upon every single being across the universe?
What about one more Ariana Grande song?
Have you abandoned all hope ye who clicked this blog post? Then join me through the nine circles of Winnie the Pooh dancing hell.
Circle One: Limbo
Circle Two: Lust
Circle Three: Gluttony
Circle Four: Greed
Circle Five: Anger
Circle Six: Heresy
Circle Seven: Violence
Circle Eight: Fraud
Circle Nine: Treachery
The end. Of it all.