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This amazing formula tells you the perfect name for your craft beer

This formula for craft beer names is genius.

Sep 12, 2017, 6:27 am*

Internet Culture

 

David Britton

Martin Luther once said: “Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven!” That’s right, beer gets you into heaven, so drink up.

But just as a love of beer can unite people, at least in the afterlife, the discussion of craft beer can divide a table of otherwise happy drinkers. Some people swear by their locally made microbrews, while others feel it’s pretentious overpriced nonsense.

Regardless where you fall in the debate, you have to admit that a lot of craft beers do have ridiculous names. Peter Cotton Ale, Old Leghumper, and American Stupid Sexy Flanders (all real beers) come to mind.

leghumper beer

Considering making your own homebrew? Well if you’re having trouble coming up with a name, just like choosing your porn name, there’s a formula for that. It was created by Australian comedian Melinda Buttle and it seems to work pretty well.

People on Twitter happily rose to Buttle’s challenge and there were some real gems.

https://twitter.com/Patrick_Wyman/status/907273542437183488

https://twitter.com/daihenwood/status/906764092399960064

https://twitter.com/TannhauserGated/status/907280610443571200

https://twitter.com/mulderofficial/status/906944419823157248

https://twitter.com/Etinni_/status/907238513128636417

https://twitter.com/benpobjie/status/906855181525983232

Now all you have to do is start brewing and printing out those labels. Don’t worry, whatever you come up with has to better than “Hoppy Ending Pale Ale”

hoppy ending pale ale

But even Buttle had a favorite.

Now that’s a beer.

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*First Published: Sep 12, 2017, 6:20 am