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The ‘days without sex’ meme is a hilarious way to roast your own sex life

The horniest meme.

 

Stacey Ritzen

Internet Culture

Published Jul 17, 2018   Updated May 21, 2021, 10:55 am CDT

Whether an individual is willingly or hopelessly single, happily or unhappily coupled, at some point in life just about everyone goes through a sex dry spell. Maybe it’s been a few months since you got laid. Or a few years. Or maybe your entire life has been one long, continuous dry spell. (In which case we express our deepest sympathies.)

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We get it, and you’re not alone. And so does Twitter, which is collectively empathizing with these “days without sex” memes.

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It takes some balls, pun intended, for some people to come clean about how long it’s been since they’ve dipped their wick—or vice versa. So what better way to lighten the mood than with a bit of humor?

The format is pretty simple. All anyone needs to do to play along is detail how many numbers of days they’ve gone without sex, and then what lengths they’ve gone to (or lows they’ve sunk) given the sad state of affairs.

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And then there was this exceptionally bleak response:

To everyone else, congrats on the sex. Hopefully, the rest of these poor souls won’t be far behind.

Note from the Bazaar: Looking to end the drought? Check out our guide to vibrators, the best sex toys on Amazon, or our favorite bullet vibrators. If you need more inspiration, read more NSFW content here.

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*First Published: Jul 17, 2018, 1:45 pm CDT