Man ‘carves’ a pumpkin with his rifle because America

Can any Halloween tradition compare to laying some newspaper on the kitchen table, scooping the guts out of a pumpkin, and carving a sinister jack-o’-lantern grin to delight the scores of pint-sized trick-or-treaters?

Uh, yeah. This is America, buddy—so you may as well use a gun.

We’re guessing this guy gives out ammo at his house. 

H/T Digg | Photo via hickok45/YouTube

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'