The Pepsi United Spicer meme is Twitter at its absolute best, and its most annoyingly derivative

So…

Man, fuck it.

If you need some witty convoluted explanation as to how we got to this point as a society you’ve come to the absolute wrong place. You get what this is. Some shit happened and everyone made fun of it. Then some other shit happened and some people were like, “bet that other shit is happy that shit happened.” Then some other shit happened, and like four people made three good tweets —then 300,000 other people made the exact same tweet.

Word?

Pepsi: How will we get the spotlight off us?

United: Hold my —.

Spicer: No no, step aside boys. I've got this.

— Bradley P. Moss, Esq (@BradMossEsq) April 11, 2017

United: We’re having a bad week.

Sean Spicer: Hold my Pepsi.

— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe.

United: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOY JEEEENNNNNNKINS!

— Lance Bradley (@Lance_Bradley) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: We own the biggest PR disaster of the year.
United: Hold my–
Sean Spicer: NOT EVEN HITLER GASSED PEOPLE!

— Michael Luciano (@michaelsluciano) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: Yo check this out!

United: LOL hold my beer

Spicer: You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 11, 2017

Those were some acceptable fine tweets about some current events.

Now here is the same joke approximately 50,000 times over. (Even I made the same dumb tweet, and it sucked.)

@jm_allen7 @MsAnnieRam Pepsi: We just made the most offensive PR gaffe.
United: Hold my Pepsi.
Spicer: Hitler didn't use Pepsi.

— (((M J Grant))) (@campaignbear) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: "We had the worst PR disaster in history."
United: "Hold my beer!"
Sean Spicer: "Guys, I've got this!"

— Sandra T ☕️☕️☕️ (@thisissandrat) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: Damn, we messed up really bad.
United Airlines: Step aside.
Sean Spicer: Hold my beer.

— Alen Alic (@AlenAlic_) April 11, 2017

Pepsi CEO: You wouldn't believe the PR disaster we were having….

United CEO: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: HOLD THIS-HOLOCAUST CENTERS!!!

— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: "Man, we've made a terrible mistake."

United: "Hold my beer"

Sean Spicer: *rolls up sleeves*

— David Cheung (@newfiecheung) April 11, 2017

@redsteeze Pepsi: We had a bad week.

United: This isn't going well for us. What a damned train wreck. This can't get worse.

Spicer: Hold my beer.

— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) April 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/JoeGlo1/status/851861644690980864

Here, would you like to be bored to actual psychical death by the derivative nature of humanity? Click away.

Me? I’m about to go drink myself to death.