You know the old saying: When life gives you chocolate bars, plan a proposal.
The man who was savagely roasted on the internet last month for sinking his teeth into a Kit Kat bar in an abhorrent fashion has turned the viral joke into a totally precious life moment.
It all began when Weekly Standard reporter Haley Byrd shared the horrifying way her boyfriend, Evan Wilt, ate a Kit Kat: sideways, with no regard for the individual bars that are meant to be broken off and shared.
“I don’t think I’ve ever had a Kit Kat before,” my boyfriend remarks before doing THIS pic.twitter.com/UQbuD3Etpg— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 1, 2018
Plenty of strangers, understandably, saw this breach of candy bar conduct as a major red flag. They dispensed advice accordingly.
give him a break (up with him)— Pete Cannon (@coffeewithcats) June 1, 2018
You know it’s bad when you’re getting dating tips from CNN’s Jake Tapper and Dictionary.com.
Break up with him at once https://t.co/522TLFnZxl— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) June 1, 2018
But it seems Byrd wasn’t discouraged by the Kit Kat barbarity. In fact, when Wilt offered her an engagement ring placed sideways in a Kit Kat bar, she accepted. The couple shared the news with Twitter on Tuesday, winking at the joke that made them small-time internet famous.
He still doesn’t know how to eat a Kit Kat pic.twitter.com/hEOzmWqAMY— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 4, 2018
Of course, now Wilt can write off his Kit Kat transgression as all part of a massive proposal plan.
This was all a set up for marriage proposal pic.twitter.com/PjHGWgXqo9— Old Forester Buddy (@Subbeaconfan) July 4, 2018
But the internet seems OK with that.
Give him a break— ≡l≡v≡nth (@3L3V3NTH) July 4, 2018
May the couple enjoy happy lives together, full of Kit-Kats eaten however they damn well please.