I take bagels very seriously. If some YouTuber dared to tell me I’ve been eating bagels wrong my whole life, I’d be furious. Which is why I love this parody video of all those viral lifehack clips. It’s produced by Jarrett Sleeper at Murderbot Productions.
If spreading cream cheese on your bagel produces an uneven bite, says Sleeper, you should try something else instead—a power drill.
I think I just found my soulmate.