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This bagel hack is hilariously stupid

There's a right and a wrong way to eat a bagel. One involves a power drill.


Marisa Kabas

Internet Culture

Posted on Mar 3, 2015   Updated on May 29, 2021, 9:49 am CDT

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being told I’ve been doing things wrong my whole life. Peeling apples? Taking off my shirt? Cutting cucumbers? Pineapples too? My way is fine, thanks.

I take bagels very seriously. If some YouTuber dared to tell me I’ve been eating bagels wrong my whole life, I’d be furious. Which is why I love this parody video of all those viral lifehack clips. It’s produced by Jarrett Sleeper at Murderbot Productions.

If spreading cream cheese on your bagel produces an uneven bite, says Sleeper, you should try something else instead—a power drill.

I think I just found my soulmate. 

H/T Viral Viral Videos | Screengrab via Murderbot Productions/YouTube

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*First Published: Mar 3, 2015, 6:57 pm CST