Now forget everything you’re doing and let’s get to the #DadJokes:
Tim Kaine is the dad who wants to play Pokemon Go but can't figure out how to catch one— Sapna Maheshwari (@sapna) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine is the soccer dad who was excluded by the other soccer dads— bill (@billzdollabillz) July 28, 2016
Joe Biden is who your dad thinks he is, Tim Kaine is your dad— Ray (@RaymondSultan) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine loves you but you're not getting the secret ingredient in his deviled eggs recipe.— Tragically Heterosexual (@texaninnyc) July 28, 2016
You just know Tim Kaine appreciates a sensible pair of sneakers. And he definitely calls them sneakers. #DemsInPhilly— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) July 28, 2016
Hey, Tim … adopt us all.