Step aside, hot celebrity beef coming through: TMZ has released video of what appears to be a physical altercation between R&B singer Solange Knowles and Jay Z in an elevator as they departed a Met Gala after-party held at New York’s Standard Hotel. Also, Beyoncé was there!
What could have prompted Solange to viciously kick her brother-in-law with high heels that probably qualify as deadly instruments? Well, that’s a matter of some speculation.
@SLeasca I know some people that are extremely extremely close to JayZ’s entourage, and evidently, JayZ innocently offered Solange a TicTac.
— Kevin Gant (@gantman) May 12, 2014
— colin (@c0linmarsh) May 12, 2014
— Kevin Hart (@KevinHeart2Real) May 12, 2014
— Akiel (@Akiel_) May 12, 2014
— (@ItsKingTitus) May 12, 2014
My lips are bigger than your career #WhatJayZSaidToSolange
— black nigga (@TrapHouseMario) May 12, 2014
— Ãèröbīč (@__InhalePoison) May 12, 2014
#WhatJayZSaidToSolange grumpy cat died
— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) May 12, 2014
— Lloyd (@thatyoungblood) May 12, 2014
#WhatJayZSaidToSolange lasagna is a sandwich
— Patrick (@pattymo) May 12, 2014
— The Geek Twins (@Thegeektwins) May 12, 2014
Jay-Z probably just farted in that elevator.
— Jay Onrait (@JayOnrait) May 12, 2014
A critical question: could Beyoncé’s eyewitness testimony clear anything up?
Of course, there’s always a chance this is another one of Jimmy Kimmel’s irritating hoaxes.
— darth™ (@darth) May 12, 2014
Or maybe Solange just felt like a Real Hero that night.
Solange in that elevator like pic.twitter.com/NQzkljcJmB
— I’m Gary (@noyokono) May 12, 2014
We’re also not prepared to rule out anime cosplay run amok.
Then there are the darker theories—you know, the Illuminati stuff.
Solange probably knows Jay-Z is an illuminati demon & not an actual decent human being
— Gette (@DeMiSoule) May 12, 2014
Solange found out she was the illuminati sacrifice and resisted. That’s the only explanation I can come up with…
— Marcus Harris (@entitledtodance) May 12, 2014
Jay probably ain’t allow Solange to use him as a reference on her illuminati application
— Tah MF’n Breeziiy (@Tah_Skywalker) May 12, 2014
BREAKING: Solange attacks Jay Z, and the ILLUMINATI is behind all of it pic.twitter.com/KMEau2FrZy
— Krystie Lee Yandoli (@KrystieLYandoli) May 12, 2014
But some suspected that a different sort of cover-up lay at the heart of the fight.
Maybe Solange just realised that her sisters daughter is named after Jays ex and first love Blu Cantrell
— Carmell R (@carmell_r) May 12, 2014
Some internet conspiracy theorists think Solange is actually Beyoncé’s daughter. http://t.co/HmTTXgOdpt
— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) May 12, 2014
My sources at #BlackTwitter are reporting that Solange went off cause she wants full custody of her biological daughter, Blue Ivy.
— Adele Dazeem (@Bwoods12) May 12, 2014
Will the world ever know the truth? Yeah, like we’re ready for that.