Sometimes you just want to sit and eat your breakfast and not think about the 2016 election or news in general.
But sometimes that’s hard to manage—especially when you’re in a New Hampshire diner the day before the state’s first-in-the-nation primary, and a presidential candidate stops by to score some free publicity.
Perhaps the woman in the photo below should have stayed home for breakfast—but then she wouldn’t have given the world the delightful gift of her presence.
An unidentified woman is more interested in her breakfast than Carly Fiorina's campaign stop in Manchester Monday. pic.twitter.com/jckGnIFxKM— UnionLeader.com (@UnionLeader) February 8, 2016
Considering that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina is polling at about 4.4 percent, and considering that she didn’t even qualify for the debate last Saturday night, this unknown and unhappy woman isn’t alone in her disinterest in Fiorina.
Hey unidentified woman, I feel for you. But sometimes you can’t just eat your meal in peace; sometimes there’s the greater good to consider. For instance, while covering the Super Bowl on Sunday and trying to scarf down dinner during halftime, my editor asked me to write about the Brazzers halftime show.
But perhaps eating in the presence of a presidential candidate is even more unpleasant than eating while watching porn. I imagine this unidentified woman would agree.