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“Everybody likes to have sex. So why not create a program that will put
you in great shape to do it, and to last a long time?” he said, explaining the importance
of stamina. “If you want to have a great intimate experience with your partner, it’s not all
about fast-fast-fast, get off, and that’s it.”
Jorge was born in Argentina and currently resides in Malibu. With the utmost kindness
and perhaps modest caution, he said what we’re all thinking:
“I think Americans could be more creative during sex.” In his thick, luscious accent, he continued: “They probably do three poses and that’s it, when there are
probably 400 of them. They need a little help. For men, moving and swaying hips is a
taboo. But you’ve got to do that when you have sex! You need to please your partner, to
know how to use what you’ve got.”
Can I get a red-faced amen?
The goal of the Sex-Ed Workout is to make you more proficient at sex by using
exercises to tone you up and give you stamina. But which sex move burns the most fat? I had to know.
“The humping part, moving your
hips back and forth,” according to Jorge. “The giver gets the best workout.”
With that in mind, it was time to pick a partner. The life-sized blow-up dolls stared at
me with eager painted faces.
Photo by Shanrah Wakefield
“Do you want a Lucille or Carlos?” Jorge asked, presenting me with the option of a
female or male doll. Though both were charming, I opted for Lucille.
Once upstairs in the very bright, very large group fitness room—with very see-through
windows looking out on the rest of the gym—I positioned myself and my pretend lady
among 15 or so classmates, mostly women. I nodded to the girl on my right to convey a
false impression of confidence and noticed that she too was shitting herself.
A quick
scan of the room told me that everyone was, actually. We were about to let a bunch of
strangers witness our bedroom skills. Does a more precise definition of vulnerability
even exist?
“Passive and active, dominant and submissive,” Jorge had said earlier, explaining the
range of moves we’d go through, although this class would be tailored around the
missionary position. To create the class format, he pulled direct inspiration from sex
texts like the Kama Sutra and the Chinese Tao of Sexology. “I’ve studied the muscles
you need to use in each of the various positions, and from there I adapted exercises,” he
explained. “The class is designed to increase strength, cardio, balance and
coordination.”
So, after a set of smooth warm-ups involving hip sways my uncoordinated bod wasn’t
prepared for, we got into it. Somehow managing to be anything but intimidating, Jorge
took us through the moves. We began with “humping planks,” which had me balancing
over my doll and thrusting “into” her (you’re welcome, Lucille), then moved on to other
innuendo-laden highlights, including “nut-crackers,” “sit-up studs,” and “push-ups to love.” I gave Lucille a knowing smile, and away we went, grinding to the beat of the Latin music.
The music, by the way, is part of it. Jorge’s own musical formula is what makes the class
extra dynamic, with three varying tempos that keep the body guessing. The moves are
completed at these three different speeds, mimicking the pace of
actual sex: “slow and smooth,” followed by “medium pace,” and eventually “fast and
intense” to imitate hardcore sex.
I really thought I’d be a giggling mess and give up halfway through. Wouldn’t I be too
self-conscious to last an entire 45 minutes? To the contrary: By the end of the class, I
noticed a really fun thing in my classmates as well as myself. Everyone seemed really,
really liberated. Like, totally comfortable in their own skin—such that when Jorge led us
through some pretty damn sensual dance maneuvers for the warm-down, we all looked
like the happiest drunks in the club.
Photo by Shanrah Wakefield
Drunk on a little dose of confidence and release?
The self-consciousness had kind of fluffed off, and what replaced it was a dizzy, smiley
comedown. You know that sounds familiar. But in addition to that, my muscles were on
fire. Mission accomplished!
So is an American audience ready for a fitness class that promotes sexual open-mindedness? Jorge’s not sure, but he said it feels good to be the first to introduce it. He’s
the right guy for the job, too.
With his Latin roots and just the right blend of charisma and kindness, Jorge brings with
him a fluid approach to sex that—let’s be real—we in North America all know we can learn
