Birthday boy refuses to share Batman cake with dad

Better light up the Bat-Signal, looks like this kid is going to need some backup.

The birthday boy is so entranced and dedicated to Batman that he won’t let his dad dig into the Batman-branded sweet treat. Whenever the pops goes in for the cake, the boy gives him a stern “don’t touch.” 

It’s pretty cute how much this kid stands up for the symbol of justice in Gotham, but come on now—that cake looks too good to just let sit. Eventually, you gotta let dad cut it into slices. 

Quite literally a case of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too.”

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.