In what can only be described as a stoner frat bro’s dream come true, two trucks carrying beer and chips collided in an accident that shut down parts of I-95 in Florida.
— NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt (@NBCNightlyNews) March 23, 2016
As you’ll see in the photos, there were piles of crushed beer cans and bags of chips scattered on the side of the road. All we needed was some Top 40 bangers playing at top volume and it would have been a party.
— Valley News Live (@ValleyNewsLive) March 23, 2016
— Waffles At Noon (@wafflesatnoon) March 23, 2016
And, as one would expect, there are some great jokes on Twitter about the seemingly predestined accident.
Bring your own salsa: On I-95 in Florida, a beer truck struck a Frito-Lay truck. Chips and beer all over the highway. #partytime
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) March 23, 2016
we've reached peak florida https://t.co/JgbR3e9qaT
— Marissa Miller Kovac (@Marissa__Miller) March 23, 2016
In lighter news – a beer truck collided with a chips truck during morning rush in Florida today pushing ahead happy hour significantly
— G. William Duncanson (@gw_duncanson) March 23, 2016
Fortunately, neither driver was severely injured (although the driver of the Busch Beer truck was ticketed for failing to stay in a lane), and no one was desperate enough to scrounge up the undamaged beer cans and chips. So, overall, a decent day in Florida.
Photo via @ValleyNewsLive/Twitter