Barnes and Noble is the place you go when you want to buy a Dan Brown novel for your friend who enjoys reading Dan Brown novels.
spent rainy day at barnes and noble browsing with a gift card from honors english ii. love you all. happy summer. dan brown novel to start!— Irene Gilman (@Gilmanator14) July 1, 2013
Barnes and Noble is a good place to take a nap.
40 min nap in a Barnes and Noble I'm a new woman— Marta Nestlé (@failraiser) May 1, 2016
Barnes and Noble is where you take a date when you want them to think you’re literate, smart, or a poet who doesn’t know where to buy used books.
Take me on a Barnes and noble date so I know it's real— DeAnna (@DeAnnurrr) June 21, 2016
Barnes and Noble is the way-too humongous bookstore that’s perfect for whenever you have nowhere else to go.
Bouta take my bored ass to barnes and noble lol— ♉April29th #WaitOnIt (@iamDrWanza) February 23, 2016
Barnes and Noble is now the place where you can get fucking wasted.
Barnes and Noble is going to start having wine and beer so people can get drunk enough to buy some books— Christine Gosnay (@dagny) June 26, 2016
For more information on this epic announcement, watch this:
Yes, along with the opportunity to get blackout drunk in the Astrology section on a Friday night, you can dine on some fine cuisine after you wake up from your stupor. From here it’s just a matter of time before Barnes and Noble becomes a weed dispensary as well. But until you’re allowed to roll a fat one in Science Fiction, you can always sneak in some edibles.
Barnes and Noble is going to start serving beer and wine, it's a very conflicting day for people who shop for self help books there.— Travis Keel (@keel_travis) June 26, 2016
So thank you, Barnes and Noble. You didn’t have to do this, but you’re really feeling yourself lately, so you did. And for that, we’re all like: