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As far as documented history shows, Mark Twain never once wrote, or even uttered aloud, the phrase “Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt, and live like its heaven on earth.”
However, that hasn’t stopped other writers, bloggers, or Etsy shop-owners from wrongly attributing the quote to the American author—Anthony Scaramucci, the newly-appointed White House communications director, included.
Along with his old tweets bashing President Donald Trump, the internet took to trolling Scaramucci’s tweet dedicated to the “Mark Twain” quote shortly after news broke Friday of his appointment and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s immediate resignation.
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like its heaven on earth. MarkTwain— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) June 15, 2012
The tweet, posted on June 15, 2012, is pretty harmless—Twain himself probably wouldn’t be fazed to see the phrase attributed to him.
Scaramucci’s not the first to make this mistake, and he probably wasn’t the last during these past five years. The quote has been previously debunked as actually being part of a set of lyrics published by songwriters Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh in 1987. It’s been believed to have also been uttered by baseball legend Satchel Paige and writer/researcher William Purkey.
Even a staff member from the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut, told the Daily Dot that she frequently has to set visitors straight about the quote (the museum’s marketing department did not immediately respond to an official request for comment).
But the frequency at which the world wishes Twain penned “Dance like no one is watching” mattered not to the rest of Twitter, which immediately created a hot new meme format out of Scaramucci’s ignorance: misattributing equally vivacious or inspirational phrases to some lauded writer, historical figure, or philosopher who most definitely said no such thing.
"When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 21, 2017
When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears" -Albert Einstein
"Don't want to close my eyes,— MKP (@MKPinNYC) July 21, 2017
Don't want to fall asleep, 'cause I'd miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing" John Locke
Love. Love will keep us together. Think of me, babe, whenever. Some sweet-talking girl comes along...— Hitmonkey (@VitruvianMonkey) July 21, 2017
- Jesus Christ
"Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now" - Ernest Hemingway— RogueRefugee™ (@JaybeeStewee) July 21, 2017
Mmmbop, ba duba dop— Oliver Basciano (@olibasciano) July 21, 2017
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
– John Milton
When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that I carried you.— Kevin Collier (@kevincollier) July 21, 2017
"Na na na na na na na nana— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) July 21, 2017
Na na na na nana
Gettin jiggy wit it" -- Nelson Mandela
-- Joan of Arc— oufenix (D) (@oufenix) July 22, 2017
Yes, the meme is very similar to viral images of fictional characters with superimposed quotes from a second character, then attributed to a third character. However, the sheer brilliance of this internet joke is that it’s now rooted in an innocuous, inspirational tweet now only barely linked to the Trump presidency.
The Scara-meme-cci, if you will, can also be inverted. Have a really poignant, meaningful poem on the mind but just can’t remember the author? It’s probably by one of our 21st-century pop stars, tbh.
Do not go gentle into that good night,— Owen Williams (@OwsWills) July 21, 2017
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
Can we just add “Tweet like no one is following you” to this list of wise proverbs, and attribute this one to Scaramucci? For some strange reason I’m getting the feeling this is a mantra he’s already taken to heart.
Samantha Grasso is a former IRL staff writer for the Daily Dot with a reporting emphasis on immigration. Her work has appeared on Los Angeles Magazine, Death And Taxes, Revelist, Texts From Last Night, Austin Monthly, and she has previously contributed to Texas Monthly.