First off, if you missed Wednesday’s Twitter beef between Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, go ahead and catch up. We’ll wait.
Anyway, West made the mistake of bringing both Khalifa’s ex-wife Amber Rose and son Sebastian Thomaz into the rant, and from that point we only knew it was a matter of time until Rose clapped back.
When she finally did, it wasn’t just a tweet. It was a tweet that birthed one of the best hashtags in social media history.
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
And of course everyone has been running with it.
#fingersinthebootyassbitch pic.twitter.com/gXYH90Kqgm
— GOOSE (@GooseyMane) January 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/AintEeenTrippin/status/692454465983627264
Kanye went from #TwitterFingers to #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch in 0.2 seconds. That's wild.
— Ella (@beythenation) January 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/benadryI/status/692447970738978818
finally I have something in common with kanye #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
— levi (@lvwrfl) January 27, 2016
The male G-spot is real — and you could be missing out https://t.co/oedjL9t7ck #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch ☝️
— Mashable (@mashable) January 27, 2016
5 minutes into coming out the side of your neck and chill and he gives you this look #fingersinthebootyassbitch pic.twitter.com/sXYAkipAbo
— Comedy Central UK (@ComedyCentralUK) January 27, 2016
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) January 27, 2016
Granted, Rose’s tweet was meant as an insult, which isn’t cool—there’s nothing wrong with buttplay, dudes—but West definitely had that coming and should’ve known Super Saiyan Muva was coming for that ass. Anyways, let this be a lesson to everyone who ever thinks it’s a good idea to cross Amber Rose: It’s not.
Update 11:28am CT, Jan. 29: Late Thursday night, West wanted to bring some clarity to the whole #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch situation. The artist tweeted that he had never let exes play with his ass, saying that he and his “wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends.”
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692967570740224001
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692967690844127235
Following his two-tweet clarification, the Internet turned the situation into another trending hashtag: #KanyeAnalPlaylist. People have tweeted everything from their shock at the trending topic to actual song suggestions for such a playlist.
Photo via amberrose/Instagram