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It’s the most pressing question of the week, obviously.
Remember when everyone cared about their Klout score?
Ever wonder what President Donald Trump’s Klout score is?
We’ll you’re in luck, because here at We’re All Gonna Die, we decided to look it up. We’re doing the hard shoe-leather journalism this week.
Surprisingly, the website, which claims to measure your online influence by assigning a numerical grade, says the president is an expert in the FBI (duh), Florida (odd), fraud (what?) Michigan (yeah, probably), and even Vladimir Putin (we see what you did there, Klout).
Besides mocking the president’s social media influence, the team also chats about Rudy Guiliani’s crazy day last week, Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s questions he reportedly wants to ask the president, and how the fight to save net neutrality is not dead yet, despite what you may have heard.
Andrew Wyrich is a politics staff writer for the Daily Dot, covering the intersection of politics and the internet. Andrew has written for USA Today, NorthJersey.com, and other newspapers and websites. His work has been recognized by the Society of the Silurians, Investigative Reporters & Editors (IRE), and the Society of Professional Journalists (SPJ).