donald trunks

Photo via Slut Clothing

'Make your arse great again.'

On April 25, international clothing company Slut sent out a missive from its social media accounts revealing a major challenge: making the most offensive swimwear known to man. Slut struck gold rather quickly thanks to the perverse shitshow known as U.S. politics.

Behold! Donald trunks, the Donald Trump-inspired men's swimsuit that may or may not "make your arse great again."

There's a high likelihood Donald trunks will be sported by both supporters of the presumptive GOP nominee as well as ironists who grabbed ahold of their MAGA hats and never took them off. Whereas most Trump gear is just gold spray-painted donkey shit masquerading as elite manure to grow your bullshit garden, Donald trunks actually have a whole lot of selling points.

Slut proclaims that the handcrafted garment is perfect for festivals, warm water surfing, and, of course, repelling people. Less people means more waves. And best believe its namesake is about making waves. So too is the wearer of this formfitting swimwear.

Donald trunks have already sold out once but the benevolent clothing gods over at Slut have got you covered for one more go round.

The swimwear costs £29.99 and comes in two sizes. As of this writing, Trump has yet to comment on them, not that it matters.

Now that the Donald's own social media presence has been commandeered by someone way more interested in complete sentences and nuance than rabid braggadocio, it's not like anything interesting would come from that exchange to begin with. Here's hoping Trump pulls a drunk Libertarian and waltzes onto the RNC stage sporting these bad boys in just a few weeks.

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