He should quote the Onion version of himself more often.
If you drink like an idiot, have too much money, and aren't afraid of needles, then have we got a club for you.
Gorgeous footage captures the pristine aftermath of the storm.
A near-accident turns out to be kind of awesome.
Obnoxious cabbies, rude guests, and buskers are just the beginning.
A copy on eBay is going for $10 million.