The NBA star is so huge in China that he has 140,000 followers on the country's biggest social network, and all he's posted so far is a profile photo.
This Gmail screengrab is too good to be true.
Kevin Durant's buzzer-beater, Jeremy Lin's couch, and Blake Griffin's monster dunk all took home awards at the surprisingly entertaining event.
The online video service is enabling pay-per-view programming, and it could be the nudge professional sports need.
He might have used asterisks, but there was no doubt who Patrick Patterson was directing his frustration towards on Twitter.
Facebookers dress up Dwight Howard.