Donald Trump‘s airstrike in Syria has sparked fears of a new war in the Middle East, one that could put the United States at odds with Russia and, in the most extreme interpretations, start World War III. Some of the panic is sincere, but some of it is totally jokey. On Twitter, millennials are making memes about their plans to dodge the draft if the worst happens. It’s scary that it’s come to this, but at least we’ve got these jokes.
https://twitter.com/LilThraxxxo/status/851598239644098560
Me when the WW3 draft comes ✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/yAX08I58H6
— Arturito (@Cruck10) April 11, 2017
Me dodging the draft when WW3 starts pic.twitter.com/Twq13ayTYS
— matt (@life_dialectic) April 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/thekiddakota/status/850318325930438656
https://twitter.com/tybaker2003/status/851529706902040576
Dodging the governments calls and letters trying to avoid the #WWIII draft like pic.twitter.com/NdFRJcVUZ0
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) April 7, 2017
That moment when I realize I am 26 and no longer eligible for draft into WWIII pic.twitter.com/lm3P8oXGxn
— SWFGay (@swf_gay) April 9, 2017
when they try and draft me for WWIII pic.twitter.com/zfFgh7j0L5
— Kevin (@Kevboah) April 9, 2017
*Checks email*
“You’ve been selected for the WWIII draft”
Me: pic.twitter.com/YqaPirQXhc
— $moke $ativa (@CzarTxSS) April 9, 2017
Dodging the WW3 draft like#Americaisoverparty
pic.twitter.com/d0fpVXJR94— KungFuuKicks⚽️🌎 (@KungFuuKicks) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/DeeIsaac_/status/851832413135220736
Most of the World War III draft memes are about disappearing or faking a disability to get out of fighting. There’s a small subset of men claiming that they’ll change their gender if the draft is ever reinstated, a joke that smacks of transphobia. This tweet has been copied and retweeted a number of times:
https://twitter.com/atshower/status/851574620411088897
But where is the idea of a draft coming from? While a ground war in Syria would be scary for a number of reasons, the hysteria over military conscription isn’t based on anything the government has actually said. It seems to have originated with a fake news story from a site with the ironic name “Real News Right Now,” which reported that Donald Trump had claimed on the campaign trail that he wanted to restore the draft.
“We’re bringing back the draft, okay? We’re going to bring it back and were going to make America as strong as we were in the Sixties,” Trump is alleged to have said.
Trump never said that, though, according to hoax-busting website Snopes.
(Also, in an interview with Fox this morning, Trump said we aren’t going to invade Syria.)
Still, it seems to have struck a chord online, and it feels especially real to teens who have to sign up for the Selective Service.
i was laughing at all those tweets about wwiii and the draft until i remembered that i had to sign up for the selective service 🙃
— badfish 777 (@crowvember_) April 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/awalla_/status/850189345768308737
https://twitter.com/helloimness/status/850179263345111042
omfg I’m not a us citizen but had to sign up for selective service to get federal aid for college, I want to die pic.twitter.com/ga5yo8t0Nu
— j (@nightfIite) April 7, 2017
Deadass two weeks ago I signed up for selective service lmfaoooo shit. ☹️☹️☹️
— Erney (@_Erney_) April 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/Based_Riot/status/851616071673159683
More than one person is making this Spongebob face right now. In fact, it probably captures the national mood.
Me realizing when I accepted those loans, I also signed up for selective service. pic.twitter.com/BvaukhsVSf
— Mucus 💧 (@Kimbro_jd) April 8, 2017
I can’t b the only one who signed up for Selective Service so I could get financial aid money and is making this face bc we might go to war pic.twitter.com/vHSlSESC27
— waldo (@WalidMoussaid) April 7, 2017
Even when they think they’re on the brink of a global catastrophe, meme teens never stop memeing.
