A snow apocalypse is about to hit the East Coast of the United States—a winter storm sinisterly known as Jonas—and there are plenty of great hacks for surviving the wintry precipitation that’s about to blanket millions of nervous, anxious, and maybe horny people.
But if you want some real down-to-snowy-earth advice, the Bangor, Maine Police Department has you covered. Step No. 1: Procure and eat as much cereal as possible. Step No. 2: Try not to kill yourself.