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Kids singing the national anthem at Walmart might as well be a propaganda ad

What could be more patriotic than this?


Gavia Baker-Whitelaw

Internet Culture

Posted on Mar 25, 2015   Updated on May 29, 2021, 5:52 am CDT

Good morning, America! It’s a beautiful day in the land of the free and the home of the brave, and that means celebrating your great nation in the most patriotic way possible: by watching a bunch of kids act like adorable little doofuses at Walmart.

YouTube user Mark Ammann stumbled across a group of children bawling the national anthem into a row of fans at Walmart. Because if there’s one place in America that best reflects our patriotic spirit, it’s Walmart.

These kids’ performance is truly a masterpiece. Just replace the Super Bowl halftime show with this and save a whole bunch of money, America.

Photo via frydolin/Wikimedia (CC BY 3.0)

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*First Published: Mar 25, 2015, 8:30 am CDT